Breeding Plumage 

Breeding Plumage is most visibly noticed on overweight human males while bending over or kneeling down and most notably while in jeans. While in this position, a large area of the male’s rear end (cheeks and ass crack) usually become exposed through a non-intentional process and becomes readily viewable to the general public. While debate is still strong regarding this phenomenon, it is highly believed that passer by females may become attracted to the male resulting in the completion of the breeding ritual. Breeding Plumage has been seen in the bird world as well. Males generally have brilliantly colored feathers during mating season which they show off in order to attract female mates.

Whoa! better stand up man. Your plumber crack is really exposed.

Not to worry dude. Just hanging my breeding plumage out to see if there are any interested ladies.

Breeding Plumage by js1995 January 13, 2010

Bedding Crasher 

I person who shacks up in your bed for a night and destroys it. This person generally hogs the bed, rips the neatly tucked sheets to one side of your bed, and somehow manages to have your comforter hanging halfway off of your bed. These people have also been known to wet your bed as well as puke in it.

Dude, Suzie is a Bedding Crasher, you gonna want to avoid her like the plague.

Bedding Crasher by nickyrj June 4, 2007

Bradding 

The act of driving from one destination to another hitting only green lights along the way

Person 1: We just finished bradding

Person 2: WOW! No wonder you got here so fast

Bradding by itsonlyarcher May 19, 2020

Breeding party 

When a white girl gets banged by a group guys raw and they all nit in her so she doesn't know who the father is.

Did you hear Britney had a breeding party last night?
No man, that's disgusting.

Breeding party by Mother322222 February 22, 2017

Breeding the Dragon 

Engaging in leud acts involving anal intercourse; most likely between two men.

Harry: OMG! What are you doing with that man Dumbledore?!

Dumbledore: I'm Breeding the Dragon

Breeding the Dragon by zzz_etrigan November 29, 2010

Breading 

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)

Yo Pablo! Are you breading?

Breading by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019

breeding machine 

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!

1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.

breeding machine by urbankhaos May 9, 2003