brake donkey power 

BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.

1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!

2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!

brake donkey power by Arto Del Dopeo November 15, 2009

Brake Lights 

Eyes red enough to be DOT approved.

Ex: Who's drivin'? Aight, brake check... Naw, see your brake lights are gunna get us bagged.

Brake Lights by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010

brake dancing 

the rapid succession of brake taps that one unconsciously gives when you're blasting a hot beat and you roll up to a stop sign/red light, giving the illusion that your car is dancing.

Driver: "hell yea. this my jam. WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN SCREAMING AHHHHH HEY-EY-EY… I'M SO PAID!"

Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.

brake dancing by Big Oliver March 14, 2009

Brake whore 

One who tailgates a vehicle in front of them and repeatedly taps one's brakes in order to not smash into the vehicle whilst tailgating.

Alex came across a brake whore in the far left lane on the highway. Annoyed, he immediately signaled and switched lanes in order to avoid completely wearing his break pads out.

Brake whore by SilverMistyPantz October 6, 2009

Brake your fingers 

Text version of Shut Up.

Text convo

Boy: Girl u so fine!!

Girl: Shut up!!!

Boy: How am I supposed to shut up Im not saying anything...im typing lol :)

Girl: Fine! Brake your fingers!!

Boy: :(

Brake your fingers by smoothblac April 14, 2010

Brake Check 

1. (v) When a pedestrian intentionally and abruptly stops in front of another pedestrian who is walking closely behind them (in order to illicit a reaction).

2. (v) When a driver intentionally and abruptly breaks in front of another driver who is following them (in order to illicit a reaction).

3. (n) The act of break checking someone (see definitions 1 and 2).

1. "Dude, why'd you break check me?"

2. "If this guy behind me doesn't stop tailgating, I'm gonna break check 'em."

3. "When you walk closely behind someone, make sure to watch out for a brake check."

Brake Check by cant_think_of_a_pseudonym_lol May 27, 2021

brake check 

The ILLEGAL act of intentionally slamming your own brakes in order for another driver tailgating you to rear-end your own car.

Many people do not realize it, but it is the person who slammed on his/her brakes that are at fault, not the tailgater.

If the police finds out about this, the tailgater will most likely be cited for following too close, and fined, but the brake checker will be arrested for reckless driving, and charged with a misdemeanor (or felony if someone gets injured or killed).

Brake checker: This driver behind me is following too close, time to brake check.

Tailgater: Your fault, not mine.

Brake checker: No, it's your fault, because you were following too close.

Tailgater: Let's see what the police says.

Police officer: Tailgater, this is a citation for following too close. Take care of that as soon as possible.

Tailgater: Thank you officer.

Brake checker: I'd better be on my way.

Police officer: No, you're coming with me. You're under arrest for driving recklessly with the intent to cause an accident.

Brake checker: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tailgater: U mad bro?

brake check by brandonmorris1950 September 18, 2012