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A term used to describe the toppest of blokes. A "top bloke" is that carefree, gentle, kind, and simply perfect in nearly every way. Top blokes tend to be part Australian and often get told about their hot sister a lot.
Jake: "Hey, did you know Blake is just a top bloke?"
Joel: "Yeah, I heard he gave his lunch to a starving child. What a top bloke. Sister ain't bad too!"
Blake: "Aww thanks guys!"
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bonkerdom 

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.
My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.
bonkerdom by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009

Woke and Boke 

Past tense of wake and bake; Starting your day with a nice wholesome bowl of cannabis- now with half the daily recommended value of THC!
I submitted this definition about half an hour after I woke and boke.
A trick in photography where one part of the photo is in focus and the rest isn't, so attention is drawn to the subject. That out-of-focus area is called bokeh.
Hey I took this shot with bokeh the other day, you should check it out, it looks sick.
bokeh by Suppish Mind October 2, 2008

booker card 

The bringer of joy for Symbiant staff!
Keith : "Look everyone, I've recieved our booker card!"

Symbiant Staff: "Yippee!"
booker card by JonnyFirePower December 27, 2007
The specific quality of the blur in out-of-focus areas of the picture; "the way the lens renders out-of-focus points of light." Small highlights, especially, in the blurry areas of a photo can be rendered dramatically differently by different lenses (or "faux bokeh" photoshopping techniques).

Some examples of different types of bokeh are at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokeh
The bokeh produced by a mirror lens renders out-of-focus points of light as little rings! Cool!
bokeh by Grinning Cat March 6, 2010