Blooming Onion 

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.

Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion

Blooming Onion by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023

blooming flower 

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus

How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.

blooming flower by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009

Blooming Idiot 

A kid who was born when his father ejaculated into a flower pot. Resulting in an idiot to blossom.

Look at that blooming idiot right there

Blooming Idiot by New York Lobster January 29, 2019

Blooming egg 

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae

When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg

Blooming egg by Andrewpm93 October 4, 2019

Blooming rose 

When you are having anal intercourse with a female, and prior to ejaculation, you strike her forcefully with a tazer to make her bowels tighten up increasing the pleasure on ones shaft

Yo dog, I totally gave this skank ass bitch a Blooming rose last night.

Blooming rose by jennifer kenny April 5, 2009

Blooming flower 

Similar to fisting, it is the act of putting your hand in the shape of a duck bill (like you would if doing a shadow puppet.) You then slip the hand into the vagina until you reach as far as you can go. Once you are there, you open your hand and wiggle your fingers.

She was so horny I gave her a blooming flower

Blooming flower by Unsolicited Advice Guy April 13, 2010

Blooming Onion 

The used and abused asshole of a slut job whore.

"Man, when she took of her dress and asked me to fuck her in the bum, my eyes popped out when I saw that blooming onion staring at me."

Blooming Onion by Jtron 3000 September 8, 2003