Pinky blinder

When an individual sticks a pinky in someone’s asshole or sphincter area and rub it in their eyes causing mild to moderately severe forms of pink eye, subsequently leading to calling in sick to work the next day and having to binge watch the popular tv drama series, Peaky Blinders.

I gave her the pinky blinder and now my eye is itchy.

Pinky blinder by garlicbreadboi October 15, 2023

Dick in a blinder 

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.

Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!

Dick in a blinder by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular 

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular by ^Tree July 9, 2022

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Blinker 

When you're smoking a Wax Pen, and take a hit so long, the button starts to blink.

Johnny: Dude, I just hit a fucking blinker on my pen. Jason: Fuck bro, are your lungs ok?

Blinker by X23Hailway June 16, 2018

a Blinker 

taking a hit off of your dab pen until your pen literally starts blinking and ends the hit.

“bro let me take a blinker”

“nah man i don’t have that much oil left for you to be taking blinkers”
“ugh i have to stop taking blinkers, i’m so high”
“i can’t even take a blinker, i just start coughing”

a Blinker by computerboy January 19, 2021

Blinker fluid 

A prank that parents play on their children when they’re old enough to drive. Blinker fluid/fuel is not real but is a common joke, most shop owners play along or will laugh at you.

“Run down to the auto parts store and get me some blinker fluid”, but when Billy went to the store the managers just laughed at him.

Blinker fluid by Hardtruths January 2, 2018