Beached Whale 

A really fat chick stranded outside a bar after closing time looking for a guy to take them home.

Ryan, I thought you were gonna rescue that beached whale last night.

Beached Whale by Anonymous Motrin May 30, 2009

Beached whale 

A term for someone whos been boozed up

Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale

Beached whale by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

beached dolphin by the killer b - October 16, 2008

beached whale 

similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.

the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.

JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.

To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.

beached whale by HitStick93 April 6, 2010

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

Beached Whale Job by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Beached Whale 

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

Beached Whale by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

beached whale 

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.

i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah

beached whale by luke detty May 13, 2005