Bacondolence
Please accept my most sincere bacondolences.
Bacondolence by Brian Elwoods September 26, 2012
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baconess
When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs
baconess by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013
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Bacondom
When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.
Bacondom by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019
Baroned
I had a flight to get home at a decent time. The town flooded and my flight got delayed. All my plans were ruined. I got Baroned.
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Baroned
When you are statistically far ahead in any event, game of chance with victory in sight and ultimately end up losing in an inconceivable fashion.
I got dealt Kings deep in the money and lost to an runner wheel after being Baroned.
19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.
19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.
Bacondom
Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”
"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"
"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"
"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"
"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."