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awesometastic

That car is awesometastic!

Awesometastickers 

your mom said i was Awesometastickers last night

Awesometasticalness 

The art of being so awesome and spectacular you have to come up with a new definition for awesome.
Your cool but my awesometasticalness is cooler than anyones.
Awesometasticalness by trizzle444 August 14, 2010

Awesometrist 

The highly esteemed profession of judging the amount of awesomeness a person, object, or situation possesses. Often takes many years of training to achieve such a status.
The most common tool used in this practice is an awesometer
(pronounced: awe-som-a-trist)
Before we started the stunt, we got an awesometrist to judge it so we could accurately tell everyone how awesome it was.

An awesometrist often uses the song "Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness and videos of freerunning to tune his awesometer.

Jackie, Billy, and Lesley, all being awesometrists, went to the movie theater to watch a special airing of Fight Club to calibrate their awesometers.
Awesometrist by wmiller February 21, 2011

awesometasticaliciously 

I sleep awesometasticaliciously well when it rains.

Awesometasticabulous

aw-suhm-tas-tik-ab-yuh-luhs
-Adjective
Origin:
2009; Middle English, Jawsumtaztikabulose, introduced into the English language by the semi-famous designer and illustrator Jay Miles Griffin (Know amoung the art community of the Eastern United States as Griffin-Jay).

1. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; unbelievable and remarkable; god-like; unimaginably beautiful: awesometasticabulous length, girth, and stamina; awesometasticabulous sexual ability.

2. incredibly great or extreme; exorbitant: Jay's penis is defined as awesometasticabulous by all women who have seen it.

3. Slang . extremely impressive to the point of near disbelief: That penis of Jay Griffin's is beyond awesometastic, it's down right awesometasticabulous.

Related forms
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ly, adverb
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ness, noun
awe-some-tastic-abulous-tic, adjective
awe-some-tastic-abulous-ti-cal-ly, adverb
Famous Quotes:
"...and after ten years of trying to sleep with the artist Jay Griffin, I finally was able to, and the only way I can describe the twelve hours of non-stop astounding sex that he administered to me is awesometasticabulous! I've never had so many orgasms in my entire life!" - Christina Ricci

"...He described it to me as awesometasticabulous, but I had no idea what he meant until he pulled it out and showed it to me. He was right. Griffin's cock is definitely, without a doubt, awesometasticablous!" - Milla Jovovich

"...but I lost count after about 7 hours of female extended multiple orgasm syndrome (F.E.M.O.S.), and all I can say is that Griff's sexual abilities are the only thing on this planet that can truely be defined as awesometasticabulous." -Elizabeth Shannon
Awesometasticabulous by ATrueBeliever September 30, 2011