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The girl is always there, but everyone forgets. She's late to everything, even her own birth. Even though she's always late she never gets in trouble. She knows your name, but doesn't want to talk to you. After reading this you'll probably remember you know an Aster and then forget about her. She's worth knowing but you don't want to know her. So just keep ignoring her constant attempts to befriend you.
"Who's that?"
"That's Aster."
WHO?"
"You've known her for 25 years..."
Aster by Fargus QUatntell May 24, 2023
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aster by Tabachingching December 21, 2023
noun: aster
-A feeling or expression of calm.
-A person, act, or thing that is a success; something cool.

adjective: asterous
-Highly successful.
noun:
-“Can you feel the aster?”
“Yeah, this place has super chill vibes.”

-“That trick-flip you did was so aster.”

adjective:
-“Dude, that party was asterous.”
This is a person with many flaws, but just like an aster flower, it's what makes them them. They aren't good at keeping up with friends, but tries their best to do so. A friend that lives far away with a presence seemingly close and near. Someone who may be a little bit good at enabling strange behaviours, but we're all weird so.. not so bad hey. It is a friend of mine whose birthday is a day before today.
Aster by Lyn--The Tower October 12, 2025

Aster's penis 

Noone's actually seen it, but legends say it's the biggest thing in the multiverse.
See Aster
"Woah, that building's almost as big as Aster's penis!"
Aster's penis by Asterical March 31, 2018