assholishly 

Assholish . To behave like a fool.

Well that dumb dumb behaved really assholishly .

assholishly by Jenni from da rock April 8, 2014

assholeish 

having charateristics that of an asshole.
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole

you're being assholeish

assholeish by allmyidea May 27, 2005

Same shit, different assholes 

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.

"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."

Same shit, different assholes by petetoth January 5, 2010

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Justice April 22, 2005

excuses are like assholes 

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.

Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."

excuses are like assholes by rbraswell November 6, 2008

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

Smashed Bag of Assholes by 4tuna August 23, 2014

A bag of smashed assholes 

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

A bag of smashed assholes by Eric Renton May 6, 2006