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ASSFAGGOTS 

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
ASSFAGGOTS by Without Me September 23, 2020
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ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Assbath by Fasteddie666 October 12, 2019

Assbasket 

A person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment and reason and with complete disregard for society.
Who is this assbasket that took up 2 spots with his Hyundai.
Assbasket by Victor Stracci May 31, 2007

Assback Gorilla 

Someone who's ass goes half way up their back.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is such an assback gorilla.
Guy 2: I'd have to drink another round before even thinking of touching that.

Assage Passage 

Assagore 

Assagore is one of Joekamel's most feared adversary. He attacks by blowing a shockwave of stink at his opponents. There is also a children's Assagore hippity hop with hidden candy storage container in Assagore's main battle orfice.
Oh no here comes Assagore with his blow attack.
Assagore by Brian Carter November 18, 2007

assbaggery 

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit
That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery
assbaggery by ferlishious December 3, 2007