angle side side 

a non-existent theorem in geometry that you can use to piss your teacher off.

student: do we have to know the angle side side theorem for the test?
teacher: i think you mean angle angle side.
student: geometry can kiss my angle side side.

angle side side by hudo January 20, 2010

angle cold 

when it seems you have a cold, but then you change the position of your body and it goes away

I was sitting down and my nose was stuffed up. I stood up to grab a tissue and it went away. I hate angle colds.

angle cold by awesomeselflover September 15, 2010

Angle of Lol 

The angle that a person inclines to as a result of a fit of laughter.

"hes inclined to an angle of lol"

Angle of Lol by Lolster10 October 15, 2013

Angle Wrangler 

ang-guh l rang-gler

A person that only shares pictures from that one angle that makes them look good to trick someone else into meeting them.

1. - Adjective:
"How was that girl you went to see last night?"
"Dude, she's a total Angle Wrangler! "

2. - Verb:
"Oh shit, how bad?"
"That bitch show up and all the sudden her arms look like crabby patties and a side of chocolate shake. All them photos she was taking was from her certain bullshit angles and trick lighting. She totally Angle Wrangled me into meeting her, and of COURSE she expected me to get the bill!"
"Fucking harsh man, sorry."

Angle Wrangler by Kraziestguy June 22, 2016

Angle Lock 

An submission move that forces a person to tap out. This procedure involve, firstly, smacking someone's face flat on the floor. Next, you reach for their foot(left or right), grab it, and twist the fuck out of it. This will cause a drastic pain in the ankle portion. Eventually, the person will either tap out or allow their ankle to be snap. It' America, Freedom of Choice: Tap Out or Snap. Angle Lock was a special move by Kurt Angle.

Vy tapped out due to an Angle Lock.

Angle Lock by BenchMax345 March 3, 2008

angle of the dangle 

The angle of a male erection.

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.

angle of the dangle by guy343432 August 23, 2006

angle theory

unattractive people will take photos from various angles to give the illusions of looking better than they actually appear. Common in dating sites, as well as social networking sites such as nexopia, facebook, myspace.

The angly theory is used mostly by fat chicks. High angles give the illusion of height, and reduce the apperance of fat. When meeting someone from the net, always ask for multiple pictures.

remember: girls in photos are fatter than they appear

mike: check out this cool artsy pic that this girl i've been talking to on myspace sent me.
ryan: Dude..the angle theory predicts that she's fat

angle theory by TKOD March 9, 2008