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Pulling a David 

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.
1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David
Pulling a David by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

pull a david 

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.
A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!
pull a david by yaboiarg November 29, 2020

Doing a David 

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
Doing a David by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023

Doing a David 

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!
Doing a David by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

Do a David Cox 

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.
Do a David Cox by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.