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well muscled; powerfully built.
Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!
yoked by charlie January 24, 2003
The process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is fucked over by a York University professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever
They're not giving me my degree certificate because I owe 50 cents to the library from a book I took out in first year. I'm getting totally Yorked.
yorked by UckPeddie May 14, 2008
The process by which students are screwed over by administrators and student advisers for not fulfilling complicated and obtuse university class requirements.

These requirements are often absurd, often being a half-year class that is only offered every other decade and is taught on a different campus altogether, and is sometimes seen as being a cheap final cash grab from the school.

The term usually applies to university students who are attempting to finally graduate and join the real world.
My adviser told me I had all my classes but when I applied to graduate, I totally got Yorked. Looks like it's back to school for me.
Yorked by Chewbacca1010 October 30, 2008

Yoked AF 

Yoked is a Popular term for Well muscled and the AF adds emphasis to describe someone extremely well muscled.
My homeboy David is not just swole from his epic gym workouts, he’s Yoked AF.
Originally referring to a strong or large trap muscle between the shoulder and neck. Word originates from the "yoke" that is placed around the neck of oxen. Has now developed into a broad term for hugeness and strength.
"Fuck that guys huge, he has no neck!"
"The guys fucking yoked!"
Yoked by ebasshole August 20, 2011

New Yorked 

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
New Yorked by utah June 1, 2015