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teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.
The act of yodeling while giving a blowjob, vibrating the man's balls for extra stimulation.
Sarah: How was your backpacking trip to Austria?
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.
Cum Yodel by Kate Charlton February 17, 2008

toilet yodel 

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel
After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.
toilet yodel by Schlager February 6, 2008

Butt Yodel 

To Butt Yodel or the action of Butt Yodeling is the act of spreading someone's butt cheeks and yodeling into the anus. This causes pleasurable vibrations to spread through the area, as well as producing pleasant tunes to listen to.
Steve - Hey man, were you playing the tuba last night?

Jake - No I was just trying to butt yodel my girlfriend last night. She loved it!
Butt Yodel by TheButtYodeler December 9, 2013

Grand canyon yodel 

When a person inserts their nose into the other persons anus, then puts the ballsack into their mouth, yodels into beautiful harmony thus creating vibration on the lucky man's testicles, then blows their nose into the persons butthole.
I love giving Grand Canyon yodels in the Simon Kenton restops.

Yeet Yodel and Skeet 

The "YEET" portion is when you are "having intercourse" the "YODEL" portion is when you are "about to finish and you moan" hence the "YODEL" the "SKEET" portion of course is the fluid leaving the body. Yeet, Yodel and SKEET!
Now that I am married I can finally Yeet Yodel and Skeet all over my wife's mom.