worthington, ohio is the poor man's dublin. i say this because they have MORE n's and LESS bangable chicks. Their sports teams have been sub-par since 1890 when they were the only suburb of columbus. although many of their males are less than satisfactory, they do occasionally raise one who keeps it real and doesnt give a f (ex: CG). the most effective for of birth control in worthington is suicide.

"man worthington high school sucks. oh well, im sure i'll get tons of puss at columbus state!"

worthington by mitch cramer December 3, 2006

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Worthington

An unknown act- that may or may not be sexual. When preformed- must comprise of various actions to be named during conversation.

I'm going to give you the best worthington you've ever experienced

Worthington by almerbunspojul August 6, 2011

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Wirthing

The stage when you don’t know if you have to shit or fart

I’m totally wirthing right now my underwear is about to be ruined

Wirthing by Cherrydrew55 March 29, 2021

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Worthington IA

1. A fun, 2. extremely small town located near Dyersville, Iowa. Also about a half hour from Dubuque.

1. Jack saw his friend while walking through the Veteran's Park in Worthington IA.
2. His friend is his neighbor that is across town.(Yes that's how small)

Worthington IA by Jlo4eva April 26, 2011

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