wonton wonder 

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks

e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej

wonton wonder by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009

Wonton Special

A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.

I'll have a wonton special, extra duck sauce.

Wonton Special by MillyMay August 26, 2015

Wonton Death March 

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

Wonton Death March by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022

wonton wheel barrow 

Sexual position, woman on her back with only her shoulders touching, pelvis high in the air. Man has both of her legs on either side of him or in the "wheel barrow" position. Act performed on a women from Southeast Asia so she may slide across the bed or floor. She can be flipped face down for the "Reverse Wonton wheel barrow" but rug burns may insue. Flexibility is paramount.

Ling Mai wanted to do something different so I got her in the Wonton Wheel barrow!

wonton wheel barrow by Crasher B May 16, 2006

Wonton sack 

the word Wonton Sack is implying that you have very large Testicles and a small Dick. Referring to balls that weigh a ton (one-ton) sack.

Man 1 "Hey Regan Bro have you heard that chilli has a wonton sack"

Man 2 "fuck dude put that wonton away"

Wonton sack by Ceid O'Hara August 4, 2009

wonton-boogie

Verb; While at a Chinese Buffet, the act of getting up mid-meal to take a poo, thus making room for more.

"Dude, I gotta wonton-boogie if we're eatin' dessert."

wonton-boogie by Sir Smiley of Dude January 16, 2008

wonton ballsack

a type of person who can't stop laughing at the stupidity of him/herself or his/her friend(s). typically a teenager and mostly live in Colorado

frank: id you see Stephen curry set 17 NBA records last night?
Samuel: yeah he's such a wonton ballsack!

wonton ballsack by wonton ballsack May 30, 2015