alice in wonderland

A popular book written by some mathematician guy who went under the psedenym 'Lewis Carol'. This (As well as Carol's other literary work "Through the Looking Glass") was later addapted into a Disney movie that has obtained an avid cult following for being so awesome.

There is a certain amount of drug propaganda supporting this movie/book because of Carol's... imaginative pursuits.

Oh, and the storyline has been adapted into some sort of macabre-type videogame.

"Alice in Wonderland is a trippy book. Ahah! Get it! TRIPPY!"

alice in wonderland by i heart j00 May 31, 2005

Get merch

Get the alice in wonderland mug.

See more merch

bearded wonderland

A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.

Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."

Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."

Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."

Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.

bearded wonderland by The MI Shocker April 17, 2014

Get merch

5 Minutes in Wonderland

A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.

Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.

5 Minutes in Wonderland by AlexeiTheTroll March 20, 2011

Get merch

Your Body is a Wonderland

John Mayer song from his hit debut album Room for Squares. Basically, a romantic song about sex.

See also: No Such Thing

And if you want love,
We'll make it
Swim in a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be awhile

Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

Your Body is a Wonderland by Nicolle August 14, 2003

Get merch

Alison Wonderland

A woman who has found a way to make beats that sound as good as she looks, and she looks really really good. She also has a little black dog named Molly and seems to be a bit nice of a person. She may or may not have lost my stormtrooper pendant after her last show on her Run tour.

Alison wonderland is too cool for this.

Alison Wonderland by Sp0ka July 23, 2016

Get merch