April Wheaton 

A sad excuse for a name

Man that April Wheaton has weak shit

April Wheaton by Uber 9000 April 25, 2009

Mrs. Wheaton 

Mrs. Wheaton is the one that doesnt teach and is so fucking sexist

you're going to fail because of Mrs. Wheaton

Mrs. Wheaton by guitarboi`2433 December 19, 2018

Wil Wheaton 

The greatest Farker ever.

Whenever Wil Wheaton comments in a Fark thread, the thread quickly goes to infinity.

Wil Wheaton by Flopsy December 23, 2004

North Wheaton 

A crunk-ass group of heads who live in moco. Makers of the words obbles, poose, and steez.

We all live in North Wheaton

North Wheaton by Tommy April 12, 2005

wil wheaton 

Wil Wheaton is a brilliant fellow, well known for his work in Stand By Me, Toy Soldiers and (of course) Star Trek: The Next Generation. However, Wil also did (and does) astounding voice-over work for Teen Titans, the Secret of NIMH and Brother Bear. He is an accomplished author of two books: "Dancing Barefoot" and "Just a Geek."

In recent years, Wil has become a geek icon, connecting with self-proclaimed dorks around the world from his website, WilWheaton.net. He tours Trek, and computer-related conventions, and is devoted to his many fans.

He is also a comedian, a caring step-parent and husband and is dedicated to charity works and honest reflection.

1. "Wil Wheaton is a truly remarkable man."

2. "I listened to Wheaton's preformance last night, he was hilarious!"

3. "Wil is better than WFS anyway, screw him."

wil wheaton by DFein WilFan October 14, 2004

Uber to Wheaton 

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

Uber to Wheaton by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019

Wil Wheaton 

A full beard grown by someone who is known to be a geek.

"Look at Jared sporting his Wil Wheaton."

Wil Wheaton by NaasterChief February 19, 2012