white boy wasted

the highest level of being fucked up. done mostly by white teenage kids with alcohol and/or other drugs.

dam nigga i never been this fucked up, we straight white boy wasted!

white boy wasted by lukelukecrunkkk September 25, 2009

Father What-A-Waste 

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.

Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!

Father What-A-Waste by TickledPinkPromDate November 10, 2009

wasteyute 

Someone which you dislike, gets on your nerves, or is just a plain dumbass

Yo, my brother is such a wasteyute

wasteyute by Babyface6595 December 30, 2010

I waste him with my crossbow 

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

I waste him with my crossbow by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010

Slave Wasted 

Getting hammered as fuck. Beyond blacked out, requires liquor of extremely high proof or countless beers. Originally coined by the hard-drinking Flagstaffrican slaves of the Arizona territories.

Person 1: Hey, you down to drink tonight?

Person 2: Yeah man, let's get fucking slave wasted!!

Slave Wasted by Salty Sailor Seaman September 10, 2011

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.

"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"

wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010

Wastism 

If something is being wasted it is wastism

That’s wastism he said as the tap ran

Wastism by Yozi785 March 24, 2022