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Google Wanker 

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin
I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker
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Wanker's Wednesday 

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram
Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it

keys wanker 

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver
Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford
keys wanker by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

Georgia Walker 

Person: Have you seen Georgia Walker?
Other person: Yeah she sure is built like Gemma Collins
Georgia Walker by NinaAddison February 16, 2021

Wake Forest Senior Fifth 

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).
Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."