Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

Jack walten by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

Walter White Lie 

n. A lie that confesses a made-up flaw, used to protect the listener from a devastating truth. This type of lie is believable to the listener because it makes the liar look bad, but not nearly as bad as the truth would. Based on the TV character, Walter White, from "Breaking Bad".

Ex: I told my family a Walter White Lie when I said I gambled all of our money away. The truth is, I lost it all in a bad meth deal.

Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.

Walter White Lie by D. Lusk November 16, 2013

Walter Cronkite

The greatest journalist to ever live. He broke the news of President John F. Kennedy's assassination and death. He exposed the American people to the reality of the war in Vietnam. He also was a staunch supporter of NASA and the exploration of space. Men like Walter Cronkite are the standard of what a journalist should be.

The following is a famous quote from Walter Cronkite after John F. Kennedy's funeral on November 25th, 1963.

"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."

Walter Cronkite by Nascarking24 October 2, 2013

great walled 

getting denied by an Asian girl

going to a bar, asking an Asian girl for a dance, and she says no, you've been great walled

great walled by ChachiBodi November 6, 2011

Help Wanted 

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.

The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.

Help Wanted by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021

Waltersobchakeit 

The German term for when a person makes up a random German-sounding word out of nowhere and people believe it anyway.

A: Hey guys, I've made a new German word: Waltersobchakeit! It means "You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."
B: Ich bin sicher, dass das ein Charakter von "The Big Lebowski" ist, Dummkoph.

Waltersobchakeit by Jazzimov.jpg October 20, 2015

Wanted Wednesday 

The Wanted's Favorite day of the week. They put up a new video every week on youtube and they send out a mailer.

"Seen this week's #WantedWednesday flip? - Mailer is on it's waaaaaayyy promise :P" as posted by @thewantedmusic via twitter on Feb 15 (Wanted Wednesday)

Wanted Wednesday by TW_NathanSykesLover April 13, 2012