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Vertically-fat 

Unnecessarily tall.
"She's so vertically-fat, there's absolutley no need!" (Declared by small persons.)

"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."

"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."
Vertically-fat by Karenna May October 12, 2012

Vertically Frustrated 

(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.

(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.
(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .

(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.

Vertically Challenged 

1. Someone who is always horizontal

2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.

3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.
"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"

"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"

lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker

Vertically 

Midget discord rapper that dick rides a new rapper everyweek
Son: Yo you heard that new Vertically?
Aj: Nah that shit SUCKS
Vertically by Sonfromlagoon999 February 9, 2022

vertically challenged 

short(patterned after politically correct terms with the word challenged in them, possibly offensive to short people)
If he had been vertically challenged than it would have shown as he aged.

verticalitis 

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.
The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.
verticalitis by KingKongDave May 15, 2015