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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

upside down smiley face

When you have to make it through the day but secretly your life is shit and is going down hill.
When someone texts or snapchats me and asks how i am i reply with the upside down smiley face.

Upside Down Disco 

The best sex you will ever have. In other wards, shagging spontaneously.
Lacey: Wow you must really like Dan.

Stacie: Ye.

Lacey:Wow, did you do the upside down disco with him Stacie?You've known him for awhile.

Stacie: Hell ye, it was good.

upside down poop 

When you do a handstand on the toilet and then proceed to take a shit. Thus letting the shit slide down your body and lastly, off your face into the bowl of water.
Guy: why he got a turd streak on his cheek
Dude: he just did an upside down poop
upside down poop by godsbutthole October 26, 2013

Upside down grade

A Grade so bad you turn it over right when the teacher hands you your paper.

Upside down grades tend to happen only with people who have their identity in high academic achievement.
Guy #1: Hey, did you see what Michelle got on her math quiz?

Guy #2: No, she flipped it over really fast.

Guy #1: HaHa!! Looks like Miss 4.0 got an Upside down grade!
Upside down grade by Dr. Trevorkian November 28, 2009

Upside down keyboard 

An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.

To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*

-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*