twix 

adj.
1. to be confused
2. for something to be confusing

1. I am so twix right now!...or... Man, that dude is twix.
2. This book is F***ing twix.

twix by Kchicken October 12, 2005

Twix 

Stupid, Annoying, Noob. Often used to refer to someone who frantically masturbates to pictures of very old, ugly women. Rhymes with pricks.

Twix never had a girlfriend. If he did, her name was rosie palms.

Twix by Corrozus March 10, 2005

twix 

this word doesn't mean much on it's own. but once put together with the word bable(which doesn't mean anything either), makes the best expression in the world! bable-twix total man!

-hey man, what are u up to?
- hey dude, i just had the awesomess party ever!
- oh man! bable-twix total dude!

twix by bc14a November 30, 2006

Twix 

Some shitty tasting candybar.

Twix by Anonymous June 22, 2003

twix 

Two fat joints (or marijuana cigarettes for those who somehow don't know what a joint is.)

We can smoke these twix.

twix by Illinois Joe August 16, 2004

twix 

the fucking second best chocolate bar in the fucking WORLD

hey dude look what i got
what
a twix yessir that's what i got
ok so
what the fuck do you mean so it's the second best in the world
nice

twix by KAY!&@( November 3, 2021

Twix 

The worst candy to exist… dont @ me

Matthew: Mmmmm Twix is so goooooooooood

Jaice: Man shut yo crusty dusty musty fusty lusty gusty zusty wusty kusty mouth up

Matthew: Oh im sorry my king, i know snickers is so much better

Jaice: You are correct young peasant now clean my toes

Matthew: Anything for you my king daddy (cleans Jaice’s toes)

Jaice: Also…

Matthew: WHAT DADDY SMURF ANYTHING FOR YOU

Jaice: ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE CATS (in that way <3)

Matthew: YES DADDY SMURF I LOVE ME SOME CAT <3 <3 <3 <3

Twix by Puserkarmit Influencer February 12, 2022