Shitting Twinkies 

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

Shitting Twinkies by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011

squishing twinkies 

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

squishing twinkies by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014

Hangover twinkies 

The day after drinking shits essentially. But In this case your stomach hurts very bad and you frequently run to the bathroom to diarreah dump. More over this is after you drink steel reserve or icehouse edge specifically

Troy: aww man I'm gonna be late to work!
David: what's the matter man you got the hangover Twinkies! Haha
Troy: (shit sounds echoing in toilet)
David: he he he I gotta run man, later

Hangover twinkies by Hatingthisday August 18, 2017

Shit Twinkies 

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

Shit Twinkies by sundontshine June 20, 2011

ass twinkies 

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.

yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies

ass twinkies by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

disco-twinkies

a popular hobby that Domingo Amado refers to while players are not taking the baseball game seriously.

Cut out the disco-twinkies over there. If you don't want to play baseball, take up needlepoint or gimp.

disco-twinkies by D-ROB June 6, 2007

disco twinkies 

The generic term given to fooling around while on the bench during a baseball game.

Come on guys, stop playing disco twinkies and pay attention to the game.

disco twinkies by J U M B O June 1, 2007