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A tweet is someone who Likes telling people things who they should know

Snitch
That nigga coop a tweet he got his whole gang caught up
Tweet by Snitchk August 19, 2019
A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.
Only sparrows tweet.
Tweet by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
1) n.

Any post on the popular social media network Twitter. Said to contain showerthoughts, fancams, inspirational quotes, comedy gems, people's emotions, and all else.
2) v.
To send such a post on Twitter.
Dude, why did you tweet this? This is offensive af
Tweet by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020
in light of recent events. This can now be used as a size dependent category of social-media post that does not exceed 140 characters in length when it comes to words, 4 pictures, and/or a little over 2 minutes of video. Essentially, this is quick short-form blogging or vlogging out on any social-media platform that allows for blogging or vlogging.
"I tweeted about the whole debacle"
"Oh snap, what sites?"
"Oh the usual, Instagram, Tumblr, Imgur...etc"
Tweet by WWRRD August 4, 2023
He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.
Tweet by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025

tweet cred 

Similar to street cred, this is the level of respect you command in the micro-blogosphere due to your witty, cool or ingenious tweets.
Damn, @garyvee gots mad tweet cred!
tweet cred by Mike Vihuela March 6, 2009