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Toucan Pencil

An image of a black toucan pencil which is used to tell fat egg asses to 'shut up' or 'go away and stop talking'.
Ben: "Isaac this is serious"
Isaac: Insert Toucan Pencil
Toucan Pencil by Sqwodward April 21, 2020

Toucan Beak

An abnormally large organ. Usually a male penis. Could be a female clitoris over 3 inches.
Girl, he unzipped and whoa! I’m talking Toucan Beak size!!
Toucan Beak by Og Bobby J April 8, 2026

Crazy Toucan 

When a woman is jacking two guys off (on the side) and sucking a guy off in the front thus creating the image of a crazy tucan
I took part in quite possibly the best crazy toucan ever
Crazy Toucan by Flounder10000 August 13, 2008

lazy toucan 

Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.
...and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.
lazy toucan by MrWorkout February 10, 2006

oily toucan 

This is an advanced oral sex position in which you'll need two pringles potato chips and a substantial amount of lube. Take the pringles and form a beak-like structure in the woman's mouth. Then use lube generously on the penis and pringle beak. Go on to do the normal fellatio procedure.
Male: Oily toucan tonight?

Female: You got the pringles, I got the lube.
oily toucan by Toucan Bro's January 2, 2011

Submissive Toucan 

The act of saving up your semen for several days and having your significant other give you a blow job. When about to cum you bust a huge amount of semen all over her face, nose, and eyes until she can not see or breathe from nose.
I didn't jerk off for two weeks and gave my girl such a Submissive Toucan she needed a box of baby wipes.
Submissive Toucan by EPiKILL March 29, 2019