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teddington girls 

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.
cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'
teddington girls by loser999 December 11, 2007

Toddling 

Noun. A very small and unsteady toddler; the pre-toddler stage of child development, usually follows immediately after baby.

Also, present tense of the verb 'to toddle.'
William was a toddling at about fifteen months before he became a toddler proper.

Tom came toddling in from the kitchen, with a bottle of beer he'd just found in the fridge.
Toddling by Stuart Concannon March 2, 2005

teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime
Oh god not teddington
teddington by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017
Code word for girls when they are on their period
Lauren: Omg Cayla, I'm toading right now and i have such bad cramps.

Cayla: Aww bbg it’s okay i’ll get you chocolate.
Toading by Hottie Tamale July 15, 2019

Tiddington 

Have you heard of tiddington? its the coolest village... unlike that place called Ickford
Tiddington by Tidtown87 September 26, 2010

toddington 

a crazy mo fo who's hobby is ballin' up and down the streets. He can be found pimpin' up his hoes in the suburbs.
toddington is a Spif ass faggot fag

toddington, yo bitch get outa my house

toddington : Balling is my hobby.

YEEEEAAAAHHH BOOOYYYY says toddington
toddington by Scott Y January 24, 2008