theoretical virgin 

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.

1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.

theoretical virgin by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009

Theoretical Vegetarian 

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

Theoretical Vegetarian by WhereEaglesDare March 16, 2017

theoretical bear 

Not the bear everyone needs them to be

Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear

theoretical bear by Uptrash November 19, 2017

Theoretical Spy 

laggy spy main
also my dad

ay its theoretical spy, he gay af lmao

Theoretical Spy by insomniatf2brazil January 10, 2019

theoretical probability 

theoretical probability of you getting pussy tonight is 0/10

wagwan the theoretical probability of your bbm pin of being good pussy is 10/10

theoretical probability by xd vap0ur February 8, 2019

theoretical thinker 

its that one typa person who always asks the “what if?” questions. they look at the world in a more deeper way. they are more perceptive. they think about things on a deeper level.

i hate watching a movie with Emily
why?
because she’s such a theoretical thinker and can’t watch a movie with peace.

theoretical thinker by thatonethot._v1 December 22, 2019

Theoretical Thottery 

When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.

"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."

Theoretical Thottery by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020