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The real problem with America

It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.
Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.
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the cheeseballs problem 

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.
Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

The ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem"

The very hammer used by Martha Stewart to slaughter countless of defensless Hobos during the late 1990's
Dude, if you dont shut the fuck up, imma whip out the ULTIMATE solution to the hobo "problem" until you are no more then a bloody puddle of mush

cat rolling down the hill problem 

A physics problem involving a cat rolling down a hill. Commonly given when asked for physics answers.
"What's the answer to question 1?"
"What, the cat rolling down the hill problem?"

The Camera Problem 

One of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. Encountering the Camera Problem often kills movies in preproduction.
"Dude, I thought you and Brandon were gonna make a movie!"
"We wanted to, but we don't have a camera."
"Ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh."
The Camera Problem by sethsupreme October 8, 2011

the notebook problem 

when you go into a store and see a notebook and even though you have like 20 empty notebooks at home, you still buy it because you have a stationary obsession

The Bus Problem 

More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome
Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"
The Bus Problem by Hym Iam July 31, 2022