Keith the paddidledonk 

A squid that Wilbur Soot named with Charlie Slimecicle, Wilbur came up with the name and told Charlie 😈💪

"Yo what's one Minecraft squid called again?" - Person 1

"Oh it's Keith the Paddidledonk" - Person 2

Keith the paddidledonk by Dreamsbighairytoes November 29, 2021

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

to have a roo loose in the top paddock by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock by aenema August 16, 2003

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak

" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".

the texas paddle by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018

the powerhouse padussy waller 

consensually getting inside someone’s hole on the hood of an 80s model Trans Am or Camaro while 80s hair band music blares through the open T tops.

Yo, I drove past Levi’s house last night and he was getting the powerhouse padussy waller in the open garage.

the powerhouse padussy waller by The Gutter Butt Slut May 26, 2023

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

paddle the stink canoe by Running out of patience February 1, 2008

Paddle the pink canoe 

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

Paddle the pink canoe by RobbieJor December 6, 2004