In the Garden of Eden 

Musical satire of Iron Butterfly's Ina Gadda da Vida. The sheet music to this "hymn" was passed at by Bart Simpson and Millhouse prior to church commencement. The church attendees were led to believe that "In the Garden of Eden" was an actual hymn and sing the entire full length, 17 minute version.

The organist at Bart's church nearly dies while playing the organ solo during "In the Garden of Eden".

In the Garden of Eden by Nadmenny September 11, 2006

Watering the Garden 

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

Watering the Garden by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

In the garden 

A person who is in a vegetative state. Patient in an lengthy coma. A human vegetable.

Son: My poor mom is in the garden because of her stroke. Shit...lying there like a turnip.

In the garden by BigD101 June 18, 2013

seeding the garden 

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.

seeding the garden by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015

Carpeting the garden 

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

Carpeting the garden by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden 

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden by jDogg April 18, 2005

In the garden 

A term used when someone is playing or talking about the game Gardens of Time on Facebook.

Me: What are you doing right now

Ami: I'm in the Garden leave me alone!

In the garden by lunylovegood44 August 6, 2011