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DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS 

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.
Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.

candy-striped 

Male arousal. An erection. Hard on.
"What's up girl? I am full candy-striped. Lets fuck like wild banshees'"
candy-striped by Raoul Duke February 1, 2004

runnin like a striped ass ape 

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.
when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

the boy in the striped pajamas 

One of the most depressing books ever written. If anyone objects, MURDER THEM!
bookworm 1:wow, the boy in the striped pajamas is sooo depressing.

bookworm 2:i agree.

jerk with horrible spelling:babys!

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

One of the saddest and most iconic Holocaust movies, along with Schindler's List.

Dad's job is a sin
And they move from Berlin
The the place is a bore
So boy goes to explore
And he finds something new
Because he then meets a Jew
And the Jew is on a side
Where it's a hell of a ride
They become friends
Till the very end
But the boy never finds
What is truly behind
Then the Jew becomes sad
Because he's missing his dad
So the fence is passed
And then they get gassed
Oh my gosh, I just watched The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, poor Schmuel and Bruno...

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas is a novel by John Boyne. The story is about a son of a Nazi officer moving away from his home in Berlin to Auschwitz, home to the harshest concentration camp.
Nerd: Hey! Did you read the Boy in the Striped Pyjamas?
Me: No, you fucking Nazi.