Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!

A phrase used when someone does something stupid, or something goes wrong.

Person 1 trips over.

Person 2: "Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!"

by whiteShadow00 June 14, 2009

signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

stale farts

a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.

(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch

by pseudoderp June 13, 2014

Sealed Envelope

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

stagedoor

v- to stagedoor, is to go to the "stagedoor" of a theatre and meet the actors after a show(a play, or a musical).

Last night I stagedoored at Les Miserables, and I got everyone's autographs.

by SaRrrX December 6, 2006

Staged and Bi-curious

Something almost fake and gay

I wouldn't go so far as to call it fake and gay, but staged and bi-curious

by Sarv May 6, 2011

stale ham sandwich

Someone who is lame, boring, or lack luster. One who has no excitement in their life.

Steve is such a stale ham sandwich. He never wants to go to the bar.

by Mountain Penguin April 10, 2018