Squirting 

When a female has been masturbating or having sex, she feels like she needs to pee. This is called an orgasm. The female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear,odourless liquid squirts out of her vagina. This is known as squirting. Not all girls can do it, so your lucky if you can!

as she carried on fingering her pussy and rubbing her clit, she felt the need to pee. She knew she was close and keep going. Suddenly she stopped, a hot wet clear liquid squirting out of her pussy as she did. Her juices going everywhere. She regretted not putting some towels down as her bed is now soaked.

Squirting by girl who can squirt every time March 9, 2014

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'

Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.

squishing it by tpaps October 4, 2015

squirtleing 

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina

Oh man I love squirtleing

squirtleing by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016

Squirting the bird 

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

Squirting the bird by Scary Cary February 5, 2009

Stop Squirting September 

The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.

Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.

Stop Squirting September by bobharryguacamoel November 1, 2019

Squiging

Squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals* attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight space. The sport has recently been added to the Olympics.

*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.

Example 1.
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger

Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes

Squiging by conorob90 February 28, 2011

Short Squaring 

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

Short Squaring by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009