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Grape Spritzer 

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A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008
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Spitze 

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German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.
Person A: What's for dinner?
Person B: Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Person A: Spitze!
Spitze by Polanoid April 15, 2010
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Malort spritzer 

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When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
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Sheriff Shit-spitter

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An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.
Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Sheriff Shit-spitter by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018
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cook county spritzer

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When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !
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corn spitter 

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An obscene reference to the buttocks.
Would you look at the corn spitter on that one? I'd like to give that a slap!
corn spitter by Nacho Supreme June 24, 2008
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ultimate spritzer 

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The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.
You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.
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