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speedy speed boy 

a Eurobeat song made by Marko Polo. It was used in the Illegal Street Racing anime "Initial D" in their 2nd Season in 1999 and most likely to be heard in Car Memes.

People who don't watch Initial D or don't listen to Eurobeat may find the song "Gay"
*takumi *(the main protagonist in the anime) drifts his car*

SPEEDY SPEED BOY! GASOLINE'S IS BURNIN' IN!
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Speedy Gonzalez 

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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."

"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia

Speedy noodle 

A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.
Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle

Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle

Speedy Wunderground Neek 

Someone who believes the infamous London-based record label "Speedy Wunderground" is the best ever (no that is not a Greep reference, what on earth is a Greep?)

Often located down south in Brixton, probably at The Windmill (a notable place of worship these said neeks go on a pilgrimage to) or up north in YES in Manchester, for some reason SWNs have taken over this place.
Speedy Wunderground Neek: "OMG Have you heard Cavalcade by Black Midi? Best album of 2021!"
Normal Person: "You are a Speedy Wunderground Neek. Please leave me alone."

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
Speedy Gonzales by David December 15, 2004

speedy pete 

A β€œspeedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children

speedy weasel 

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel