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social call 

It’s a phrase used by Micah Bell in red dead redemption 2. In his case, it means to go and kill someone you know or knew personally. In normal human terms, and not snake terms, it means to go and visit a friend purely just to visit them and enjoy their company. Only, Micah doesn’t have friends so it is simply murder for him.
I gotta go make a social call. This bastard has always been a thorn in my side. Better tie up some loose ends.
social call by Arthur Morgan January 3, 2019
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Social Justice Bullies 

People who do not realize that people make ignorant mistakes. Mostly from what I've seen Tumblr plays a huge part in this. Basically, SJBs are people that see someone has said something wrong or anti-semitic and they get on social media, call them out, (which is fine) but then they take it to another level and pretend to be for social justice, but it boils down to them just disliking the individual so they bully that person to the point of no return without realizing that people do make ignorant and honest mistakes. (Even if the inciter has educated their self and perhaps presented a public apology that is sincere to the core.)
"I'm definitely down for social justice, but these Social Justice Bullies are a real problem."
"She is honestly sorry, but the Social Justice Bullies do not care for her resolution because they get off on calling people out via Tumblr without trying to educate them."
Social Justice Bullies by Le17 October 4, 2016

Social Media Influencer 

A jobless shithead who testifies his joblessness by means of shitty posts and ideas to brainwash other dumbfucks into believing his futile shit.
My younger brother lost his job 5 years back. These days he calls himself a Social Media Influencer.

social succubus 

A female, whether alone or not, who:
1) is constantly nattering and/or using social media until she falls asleep or passes out

2) generally sounds like she is using a 'script'
social succubus by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012

social assassin 

An unabashedly blunt person who is your go-to man to convey to a friend, relative, spouse, lover or acquaintance that they consistently do something that is so very annoying.
This term was used by Jeff Garlin to describe Larry David in Season 8 of Curb your Enthusiasm when Larry is propositioned by a friend to tell his wife that her using the expression "LOL" is extremely annoying.
Dave - How can I tell Claudia that her breath smells so bad that I can't even give her a ride home after class?
Tim - Jose will take care of that for a bill. He's a social assassin.

social cues 

Those important things one doesn't pick up on, which often involve or suggest willingness to engage in a relationship. Failure to pick up on social cues tends to result in missed opportunities, not limited to having a girlfriend or boyfriend and rounding the bases. Social cues are the original source of heart ache since the beginning of time.
Jeff: Hey did you notice the way Jane Doe was looking at you? She wants you to ask her out.
Joe Shmoe: Naw, bro. I'm clueless at picking up on social cues. That info would have been helpful about 3 months ago.
social cues by The Dude1234567890 September 8, 2013

Social-colleague 

A person who is not quite a friend yet but more than an acquaintance. You take part in light-hearted chat and would most probably only talk to them if you were with a group of people; the same goes for hanging out with them. You also might say Hi to them when meeting in the street, but you wouldn't stop and chat.
Dave: Can you get Fred to lend me Spiderman 3 on DVD? I don't really know him that well.

Gary: Hmmm... I'm not sure if I can ask him yet, we're really only social-colleagues at the moment. Ask Kyle though, he was at friend level last time I checked.
Social-colleague by shrimpsy October 24, 2009