Snorgtees Guy 

Someone who obviously is too slow to edit his own ad.

Fail.

To see a Snorgtees GUY is the rarest thing on the planet.
Maybe if got a boob job, you'd see him advertising t-shirts.

I guess they just make them t-shirts for gals.

Snorgtees Guy by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010

Snorgtees Hater 

Intelligent people who have better things to do on Urban Dictionary than look at whores wearing ugly t-shirts with jokes that are not funny.

These people are generally those who want to achieve more in life than be a Urban Dictionary ad whore. Some of the more advanced Snorgtee Haters also have ad blockers so they do not have to look at the bitches in the ads.

(NOTE: This is a conversation between a Snorgtees Hater and a desperate nerd who comes on Urban Dictionary only to look at the ads).

Nerd: Hey man, why do you always hate on these hot babes?! I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else. You're just jealous you're not on these ads! Wouldn't you want me beating off to you?

Snorgtee Hater: Do you insinuate, that I should tolerate, such diabolical nonsense from an inferior little shit head like you? I feel sorry for you...

Snorgtees Hater by Mr. Abstract Zebra January 19, 2011

snorgtees chick 

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts

I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.

snorgtees chick by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

snorgtees girl 

The girls from the snorgtees ads (which, unfortunately, can be found on www.urbandictionary.com) are some of the ugliest "females" I have ever seen in my life. If you want to insult someone, nothing is more awful than saying that they look like a "snorgtees girl".

Caitlin: you look like a "snorgtees girl", today, Brittany!
Brittany: *goes and shoots herself*

snorgtees girl by Oy Vey Ist Mir January 23, 2010

Snorgtees Hater 

Idiotic People; Who post snorgtee definitions about specific models, hating on them for doing something you can only dream about. And of coarse it would be the brunette with the bigger chest singled out. Riiight "single out the sexiest snorg girl". I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else.

Lame: "Look at the snorg add, what a stupid shirt! And that girl is not cute with her fake smile.

Awesome: "Wow really? Damn your a snorgtees hater. Your just mad because your not on a ad on almost all popular pages on the internet. Sucks to be you.

Snorgtees Hater by RawP July 23, 2010

snorgtees chic 

see pedophile chic

dude 1: Ellen Page is so snorgtees chic. I get so hard from watching her.

dude 2: She's in her twenties.

dude 1: Twenties, ill. I'll stick to iCarly.

snorgtees chic by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 8, 2010

snorg tees 

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.

Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."

snorg tees by Mickey W. May 21, 2008