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private skittles 

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.
skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!
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Diddle My Skittle 

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

skittle squad 

gay. queer. “taste the rainbow” is the tagline of the multi coloured skittles candy brand. basically means non cis-het
skittle squad by frog_pirate August 31, 2022

skittleydangles 

person 1: skittleydangles!

person2: you're a fucking retard
skittleydangles by brandon torres August 22, 2008

Skittle Bumping 

Term also known as scissoring or Tribadism. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.
Jessica fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Beatrice’s, as they embrace in the act of skittle bumping.

throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.
Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.

atomic skittle 

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."