Shovelface

Noun: {shove-el-face}

1. Similar to Butterface, a normally attractive looking woman who has the unfortunate facial features from being hit with a shovel. Also known as the apperance of a womans face being formed from a shovel-like mold

"Wow that lady has quite the badonkadonk! Alas she is also a shovelface."

Shovelface by Duckyzilla January 24, 2012

afghan shoelace 

When you pull just the string from the anal beads back out leaving the beads inside

I want to give her an Afghan shoelace.

afghan shoelace by 21 jump up November 29, 2016

I Like Your Shoelaces 

A tumblr term used to find other people that use the website in real life.

(always reply with "I stole them from the president to confirm your tumblr-hood)

Person 1: wow you seem cool, and I like your shoelaces
Person 2: thanks, I stole them from the president

I Like Your Shoelaces by Sabrina_trash August 26, 2018

shocklate

Extreme chocolate tasting energy drink. Its like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STOOOORM.

I drank a shocklate and made SO many babies. 300 BABIES!

shocklate by Bastardo January 2, 2009

Casey Shoemate

Someone who is handsome, strong, courageous, funny, and someone to protect you from anything bad.

See that guy, hes a casey shoemate. He would be a great cop.

Casey Shoemate by tater tot cutie February 4, 2013

iron my shoelaces 

A slang term for using the restroom.

Excuse me, I must go iron my shoelaces.

iron my shoelaces by Glen Este November 22, 2016

Yellow Shoelaces 

Hanging hemorrhoids that become too elongated and yellowed due to the application of over the counter hemorrhoid creams.

Ignoring the warning of his friends, Michael's continual application of Preperation H caused him to have such painful yellow shoelaces that he was unable to sit down.

Yellow Shoelaces by Leo D Feltcher December 15, 2008