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When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.
oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

shemping 

(v) Derived from the time after the second era of Shemp with The Three Stooges; Shemp suffered a heart attack and they needed to replace him with someone that looked like him to finish shots from the sides and from behind.
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress
Using Martin Sheen's brother for over-the-shoulder shots in "Apocalypse Now!" was a stealthy example of shemping.
shemping by freakingweet December 13, 2005

Scrumping 

the act of stealing apples, nothing more. Either stealing froma tree, orchard or store. The one who scrumps is called the scrump or scrumper.
When Glen asked about the apples, Phil said that he went scrumping at Todd's house.
Scrumping by Arshakuni October 25, 2007

shrimping 

toesucking
I know e'ryt'ing dere is to know about de shrimpin' bidniz.
shrimping by Will2Live June 1, 2003

Shumming 

Verb- When shum is actually leaving your body.

When describing the action of shum being deposited (with the help of gravity) on a surface lower than the orifices of origin.
Oooh, this wild sex with you is so good...oh god...BABY I'M SHUMMING!!

I accidently opened the door and saw him shumming all over the place!
Shumming by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

shrimping 

Toe sucking, usually performed by a foot or toe fetishist.
Upon seeing the shrimping scene in her son's movie "Mondo Trasho", John Water's mother chastised him, saying: "There's no such thing as that!"
shrimping by Listener_T June 23, 2005