Survival of the Shittest 

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.

The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.

Survival of the Shittest by Zipdox June 20, 2018

Shirtless Sam 

a scrawny little hipster twerp that nicknames himself Shirtless Sam for playing co-ed softball topless because he wouldn't be distinguishable as a male without showing his disgusting amounts of chest hair. He is know for throwing temper tantrums at the opposing team, as well as members of his own team or any umpire that dares to upset his fragile ego, which may or may not result in him walking out mid-game to "cool off". And watch out young steeds, as he also can be seen making sloppy plays in order to assault male players on opposing teams, leading to doubts of his sexual persuasion. This confusion could also be the root to all of that anger and frustration.

Calm down, Shirtless Sam. Your being such a douchebag your nipples are turning red.

Shirtless Sam by The rest of NYC September 13, 2010

private skittles 

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.

skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!

private skittles by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Shirtless Mike 

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.

Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*

Shirtless Mike by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019

throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.

Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.

throwing skittles by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010

whipping shitties 

Same as doing cookies or donuts.

"Lets go whip some shitties, bro"

"Where were you?"
"Whipping shitties in the parking lot of the cheese factory"

whipping shitties by McTightass April 6, 2014

shittlecake 

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.

"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."

shittlecake by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008