mad shitter

A Mad Shitter will generally defecate in unusual areas such as hallways, offices, workshops, and the like. Such actions are meant either as amusing pranks, or as a method of retribution. There are references to the Mad Shitter in Stephen Coonts's Flight of the Intruder.

The Mad Shitter struck again! There's a giant turd on the boss's desk!

mad shitter by dumpzilla August 29, 2006

shitter shatter 

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.

"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."

shitter shatter by BagofMojo October 30, 2015

Shimmerick 

A 'Shimmerick' occurs when a person tells a story and/or explains a situation in such detail where the original point of the story or situation has been lost.

Ky "So...wait...what? I'm confused...what were we talking about? Oh....it's kind of like when....."

Pi "Don't you dare 'Shimmerick' on me."

Shimmerick by Shimmerick1993 June 23, 2016

random shitter 

someone who shits in public restrooms without flushing, leaving the "gift" for the next user to find.

The random shitter struck again, leaving a huge log in the 2nd floor toilet.

random shitter by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Toilet Shitter 

What you call someone in the Toilet Bound Hanako-kun or Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun fandom

"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"

"Have you read the manga?"

"Uh... no?"

"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."

Toilet Shitter by yuzxixu June 3, 2020

The Mad Shitter 

Term used primarily in the U.S. Army. Refers to deranged individuals that leave steaming piles of poo in conspicuous areas or sometimes in or on your personal equipment. Most of the time their aim is to shock or disgust the discoverers; other times they aim to cause illness by attacking food or water sources. Most attacks are meant as practical jokes played between units but occasionally they are meant as acts revenge. Areas that the Mad Shitter has been known to strike: Public showers; on top of toilet seats; in sleeping bags; in hats or berets; in cars; in water tanks; on the hoods of cars; on desks.

Bad - “SONOFABITCH! The Mad Shitter hit our shower again last night. I bet it was one of those pricks from 1st platoon. I ain’t going to clean it up this time.”

Good – “Did you hear? The Mad Shitter laid a log on the toilet seat in the Officer Only Porta John.”
“Sweet. Serves them right for thinking that they’re special.”

The Mad Shitter by Trav May 19, 2005

Shitter Selfie 

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background

This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!

Shitter Selfie by Peenut773 October 17, 2014