hot singles in your area 

Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.

John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.

hot singles in your area by Mondonodo January 23, 2014

hot singles 

people in your area

Meet hot singles in your area

hot singles by nlolhere June 26, 2020

Hot Russian Singles In Your Area 

The Basic Ad You Get While Watching some…you know.. you know..

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I love watching Abella Danger getting anal fucked. GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE ADS
HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!

Hot Russian Singles In Your Area by WeedEater69 July 23, 2021

gits and shiggles 

If you have teachers who don't care for swearing, it is a more school appropriate version of shits and giggles.

Blake-"Why are you hiding Clark's pop from him, he is going to be pissed!"
Jason-"Just for Gits and Shiggles."

gits and shiggles by Weleski December 30, 2007

shingle-minded 

A person who has nothing on their mind except working on roofs.

That guy across the street is crazy, he has been banging on his roof all morning. He is definitely shingle-minded.

shingle-minded by peteski10 January 10, 2010

singles awareness day 

Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.

I hate Singles Awareness Day.

singles awareness day by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006

stripper singles 

a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.

brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!

stripper singles by hippie.dippie.trippie September 30, 2012