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Revenge is a dish best served cold 

An old, widely used phrase expressing the sentiment that revenge that is delayed, and executed well after the heat of anger has dissipated, is more satisfying than revenge taken as an immediate act of rage.

It has been frequently been claimed on the Internet to have originated in the novel "Les Liaisons Dangereuses" by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos. In truth, however, there are two problems with the widely circulated quotation from that book. The first is that the phrase does not appear in the novel, or anything else that de Lacois wrote. The second problem is that the French quotation used as proof is linguistically erroneous; de Lacois would never have written the words attributed to him. Thus it bears all the hallmarks of an Internet "fact" for which someone invented an authentication that seemed plausible, knowing that it would rarely be verified.

The phrase has been in use since at least the 19th century, and at least one author's use of it back then expressed to the reader that it was an already existing dictum.

Of course, how long ago it came into being in the Klingon Empire would be an interesting subject for xenolinguistic research.
"Kirk, old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb, 'Revenge is a dish best served cold'?"
– Khan Noonien Singh in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
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My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

get served 

To be completely owned or shown up by someone.
Grilled Cheese: "Check this shot out. MONEY!" (bricks it)
Dudd Diggles: "I've seen you put up so many bricks today that for awhile I couldn't tell if you were trying to play basketball or undertaking a major construction project."
Tony: "OOOOOH, you just got served!"
Grilled Cheese: "No I didn't, I just got unlucky."
Moseph: "Bitch, you got served harder than a tennis ball hit by Pete Sampras."
Dudd Diggles: "Yeah, you just got served more than the daily special at a diner. Bitch."
get served by Nick D May 22, 2004

you got served 

Colloquial vernacular to express the status of one who is the recipient of a subpoena, which more commonly would be expressed as "You've been served" or "Consider yourself served."
PARKING GARAGE - DAY

MAN IN SUIT
(Standing next to car)

Are you Mrs. Brown?

MRS. BROWN
(Approaching car with keys in hand)

Why, yes, I most certainly am Mrs. Brown. Who the fuck are you, mothafucka?

MAN IN SUIT
(Hands blue envelope to Mrs. Brown)

You got served.

(Walks away from car)
you got served by Truth2Power August 1, 2004

Nerd Served 

Being out nerded by any other nerd of a higher caliber. Very popular with computer programmers discussing their first computers and who's game is cooler, magic the gathering or dungeons and dragons.
Nerd Served
Nerd 1: I started programing on a sinclair zx80 the first week they where released.
Nerd 2: So what I was programming on the altair 8800 when you where still wearing diapers.

Bystander: You just got nerd-served!

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it 

Abbreviated: SLYGSAASISOI

The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.

Served>shock
Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.

Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.