Sarcastician 

A person who practices sarcasm as profession i.e one who often resort to sarcasm in whatever situation mindlessly

He is a seasoned sarcastician

Sarcastician by mounteverest November 6, 2009

Sarcastic Terrorism 

When a person wants something to happen so they phrase it as a joke or impossibility. Typically used to convince drunken friends into doing foolish things.

A: Boy it would be hilarious if someone jumped off the roof, but no one would be brave enough to do it.

B: Stop the Sarcastic Terrorism A

Sarcastic Terrorism by coystags March 1, 2020

Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.

There is no need for your sarcasticism

Sarcasticism by Tyler Mellander May 10, 2007

sarcastic

No many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. Oh, com'n be honest! But we really love you!!! We do, I'm not being sarcastic!

-Sarcastic: This website is so cool!
oops! :P

sarcastic by MPCT May 4, 2006

Dangerously sarcastic 

adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.

Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!

Dangerously sarcastic by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011

sarcasmic 

explosively sarcastic; generally denoting sarcasm that has been building and kept inside and is suddenly released in a shower of rudeness (sarcastic + orgasmic)

Steve couldn't hold it in anymore when Jessica kept talking about her new clothes...he was so sarcasmic she ran away crying.

sarcasmic by jeffpk April 28, 2006

sarcastic

1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.

2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.

1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.

2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.

sarcastic by Quizzical November 27, 2006