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texas roundhouse 

When a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth then gives a guy a blowjob while her mouth is sweaty.
Sharon, I gave Bill a texas roundhouse and his dick got wet and hot.
texas roundhouse by fuju kungfu March 13, 2011

Roundhouse 

(From American Dad)
Roger: Well, my good man, when i was little, me and my family lived in a *Roundhouse kick* ROUNDHOUSE! and we bred a donkey who we named *donkey punch* DONKEYPUNCH!
Roundhouse by your best idiot April 16, 2010

Roundhouse 

A way of threatening someone close to you.
Mary: "Joseph, if you don't stop annoying me I will roundhouse your ass!"
Roundhouse by Eshays_lad February 21, 2015

Roundhouse Kick List 

A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.
Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."

Roundhouse 

A lethal kick mastered and preformed by a absolute legend named Jenson. If he kicks you your done for.
I was trying to dance but I got 360 roundhouses and died
Roundhouse by A ninja April 19, 2019

Roundhouse of Godly Kicks 

Sean Totally did it in the year 2032. Die Mad Aout It!
"Dude, I totally kicked that asteroid back into the cosmos with my Roundhouse of Godly Kicks and saved the planet earth in the year 2032. This is why we don't skip leg day!"