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A sweet, smart and enchanting person. They seem confident and extra but inside they're all soft and have things they don't mention. They're dark skinned, dark eyes and have dark hair but have a light aura of an angel. They will make you instantly fall for them with their gorgeous face and amazing body and style. Keep them and never let go.
Leah: omg she's so smart and pretty she HAS to be a River
River by Anonymous an I oop August 29, 2019
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A highschool/area in Virginia. also known as the hood. known for their sports teams and their black peoples.
Man we lost to river last night 24-17.

I went out river last night and got wasted!
River by Kable59 February 22, 2008
River you ask?? It’s time you know about this amazing person from the Doll eye community. River is the biggest Daddy and possibly the person with the most discord kittens on earth. It is the Leader of the famous Cult named “balls gang” that has been known around for their raids. River Zaddy only has eyes for Mystery and Fizzy Wizzy (Helluva Boss). Anyway River is an amazing person (and a massive simp/daddy).
“River just stole my credit card info for his Nitro again! Dang it
River by Golden_Amara October 28, 2022
One names their child "River" when one is fingered by a gorilla, is destroyed by a Ses, impregnated by an animal, and during the 9 month duration of the pregnancy, has her snatch licked by a girl named Kris, who some believe might have a penis.
Man, River sure looks a lot like Anthony.
River by San/Hulk December 23, 2008
a girl who i amazing and sweet. She is crazy and makes crazy sexual jokes that crack you up every time she i hard to get definitely one of a kind.
damn that river last night
River by billybobjoe2006 June 3, 2018
An extremely annoying person also known as Justin Bieber's playmate.
River Medina
River by umike1 April 17, 2011
River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick
River by SrShiny August 5, 2020